yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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