I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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