His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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