we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I need water and some morals
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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