If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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