Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
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