He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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