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I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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