ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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