Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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