i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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