the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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