high people should be assigned attendants
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
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I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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