my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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