Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
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Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
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IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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