So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
These 27 Hilarious People Wrote Their Own Obituaries
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
23 Men Confess What Gifts Would Brighten Their Day
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.