ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask