walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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