No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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