what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
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I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
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I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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