2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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