k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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