Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...