Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
These tits shall not be calmed
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.