i think my tv is drunk
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
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Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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