just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
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