sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Someone came in the potted fern
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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