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I haven't been this sober since birth.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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