People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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