We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
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Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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