Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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