Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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