So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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