I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
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