I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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