my soul wont recognize me after tonight
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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