I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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