Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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