There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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