WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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