that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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