the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
My vagina just recognized that song.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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