i'm signing you up for texting rehab
My Higher Power is John Stamos
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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