I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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