Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
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You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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