I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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