i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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