I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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