maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You're a waste of cheezeits
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Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Shame is for Republicans.
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