wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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