grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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