I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
last night I used snow as a chaser
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
