Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Shame - the story of my life.
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