she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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