I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Randomize
